Heathers: Heather Chandler

The 1988 movie Heathers is iconic not only for the fashion but also for the lingo.

Some highlights from Heather Chandler include:

They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior.

Grow up Heather, bulimia’s so ’87.

You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.

You blow it tonight, girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

BQ!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

The outfit for Heather Chandler from Heathers consisting of a red blazer, plaid skirt, red tights, and black ballet flats.
Heathers: Heather Chandler Outfit

Outfit: Vintage Halston Red with Black Blazer Suit Jacket

A[X]IST Modern Fit White Button-up Collared Long Sleeve Shirt

Tangents Stretch Beige, White, and Black Plaid Short Pencil Skirt

Opaque Red Pantyhose Stockings

Shoes: Rocket Dog Myrna Thai Silk Black Ballet Flats

The backside of a pale person dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers . The emphasis is on the long blonde hair and red rose hairpiece holding it in a ponytail.

Hair: Ombre Blonde Long Curly Wig

A selfie of a pale person wearing a blonde wig dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers.

Makeup:

Eyes: Cosmic Brown Avon Glimmerstick

Black Brown Lash Blast Clean Volume Vegan Mascara

Lips: Certainly Red Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick

A selfie of a pale person wearing a blonde wig dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers.

Accessories: Red Fabric Rose with Hair Tie and Clip that I inherited from a friend.

Poinsettia Brooch inherited from a grandmother (mine or my partner’s)

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers holding a red croquet mallet.

Prop 1: Red Croquet Mallet

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers throwing a red croquet ball up in the air.

Prop 2: Red Croquet Ball

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers holding a white coffee mug with Blue Curacao.

Prop 3: A white coffee mug with Blue Curacao

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers in a side-by-side comparison to Heather Chandler from Heathers. Both are kissing a red croquet ball.

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers holding a red croquet mallet edited into a scene with the other Heathers and Veronica playing croquet.
I’m the head of the most popular clique at school, and in our free time, we love to play croquet.

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers edited next to Heather Duke and Veronica in the lunch room at school.
At school, I wield my power by taking lunchtime polls.

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers edited into a scene outside the Remington Party with Veronica.
I take my bestie Veronica to a Remington Party, but by the time we leave, I want to crucify her.

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers holding a white mug with Blue Curacao edited into a scene with JD and Veronica in my bedroom.
The next morning Veronica and her boyfriend JD show up to bring me a “family recipe” hangover cure.

A pale person with blonde hair dressed as Heather Chandler from Heathers in a side-by-side comparison to Heather Chandler from Heathers.

Catch me back here tomorrow for another post.

In the meantime, check out the Heathers Vibes board on Pinterest.

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