The 1988 movie Heathers is iconic not only for the fashion but also for the lingo.
Some highlights from Heather Chandler include:
They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior.
Grow up Heather, bulimia’s so ’87.
You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
You blow it tonight, girl, and it’s keggers with kids all next year.
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
Outfit: Vintage Halston Red with Black Blazer Suit Jacket
A[X]IST Modern Fit White Button-up Collared Long Sleeve Shirt
Tangents Stretch Beige, White, and Black Plaid Short Pencil Skirt
Opaque Red Pantyhose Stockings
Shoes: Rocket Dog Myrna Thai Silk Black Ballet Flats
Hair: Ombre Blonde Long Curly Wig
Eyes: Cosmic Brown Avon Glimmerstick
Black Brown Lash Blast Clean Volume Vegan Mascara
Lips: Certainly Red Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick
Accessories: Red Fabric Rose with Hair Tie and Clip that I inherited from a friend.
Poinsettia Brooch inherited from a grandmother (mine or my partner’s)
Prop 1: Red Croquet Mallet
Prop 2: Red Croquet Ball
Prop 3: A white coffee mug with Blue Curacao
Catch me back here tomorrow for another post.
In the meantime, check out the Heathers Vibes board on Pinterest.
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